The superb Selena Gomez had a big hit with great song “Good for you.”
The true lyrics include:
“I’m on my 14 carats
I’m 14 carat
Doing it up like Midas,”
I, however, heard:
“I’m on my farting carrots
I’m farting carrot
Doing it up, like my ass.”
Ms. Gomez certainly seemed to be rather earthy. She also showed herself to be rather proud of her stupendous, carrot-spawned, public farts.
Okay. Then given the exciting, alternative lyrics, the rest of the song seem to continue this rather curious vein. Oh well, each to her own taste.
But hey, I’m not too proud to admit I misheard the lyrics. Can you tell I use subtitles when I watch TV?
Misheard lyrics #15
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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