“I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)” by the Proclaimers is a fantastic song. How far would I walk to fall at your front door if I followed their lyrics? The two pictures below show just how far this would be. Sorry, if you’re outside the circle on the right.
“But I would walk five hundred miles”
“And I would walk five hundred more”
The red dot is Poway, California
“Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
“To fall down at your front door.”
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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