Candidate Paul Fights for America

Consider all the things that infuriate you every day. Does the present lot of politicians ever propose anything to help end such frustration?

They do not.

America clearly needs me to be its president.

If elected, I will . . .

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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2 thoughts on “Candidate Paul Fights for America

  1. I would also like to make it a criminal offense to create a printer that refuses to print black-and-white document because it’s out of yellow toner.

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  2. italiadiva

    What about the people who automatically hit “reply to all” when answering an email? =========== Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. — Robert Benchley

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