I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. I barely outran them, Thank goodness, the pachyderms would pause to eat the peanuts I threw at them. I almost died! Oh my goodness! Exclamation points abound!!! If I had died, this blog would never been posted. The blogging streak would have ended. Being trampled to death, I wouldn’t have had the heart to start a new streak.
I know the cynics out there are saying, “Pish, you made this up, Paul. There are no stampeding elephants in Poway, my fair city, California.
Well look at the photo below.
Elephant stampede in Poway. Proof you cannot deny.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I still think you made it up! (runs from the room) =========== Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. — Robert Benchley
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Escapees from the former San Diego Wild Animal Park?
I used to live along the edge of the St Andrews Golf Course in Poway, once upon a time.
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The Wild Animal Park, of course, denies this. However, it’s interesting to note that they have changed their name to Safari Park.
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