Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1

Defrost, damn turkey!

The guests will be arriving

In only one hour.

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2

Feck! No potatoes!

Dear, will you go to the store?

What again? You dope.

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #3

Crudness, I forgot

To make the mashed potatoes

Will the guests notice?

– Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist

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