Avoid tears while cooking.
Cut onions underwater.
Take deep breath. Get wet.
Have a pound of dill.
Nearby chefs are so jealous.
Defend home with mace.
Zen Chef wants pizza.
Make me one with everything.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Batter stay on. Stay on.
I will not impress my guests.
When you fall off meat.
Where’s the sour cream?
Where the measuring spoons? Cups?
Where’s the mixing bowl?
T Rex is hungry
Why don’t you share some of your
tasty cheeseburger?
– Chef Paul
My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com
As an e-book on Nook
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