To all the Venezuelans who might be holding back on voting for me Sunday simply because I live in San Diego, rest assured I will fly down right away to Caracas, the capital, to assume my presidential duties if elected. Indeed, here are my flight plans assuming I get sworn in on June 4.
Once I get there I will vigorously press for affordable bacon, chocolate, and Venezuelan hot dogs. Then I’ll take a nap.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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Well dang, I’ll vote for you. Just put my vote in your pocket and take it with you.
Mucho gracias.