Please mister, zombie
Wouldn’t you rather have some
Nice lamb’s brains instead?
The hungry zombies
Want our brains because they are
All politicians.
What wine goes with brains?
Perhaps a fine rose would do
Because brains are gray.
Ninety-eight percent
Of my brain remains unused.
You may have that much.
Rejoice, geeks and nerds.
Babes will soon lust for your brains.
They’ll be zombies, though.
Zombies, remember to
Pick up after your trash and
Your detached fingers.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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