Dear Bacon & Chocolate supporters, the sad fact remains despite our best non-existent efforts,
our glorious party hasn’t been able to raise vast sums of money for our campaign. Indeed, we’ve raised the negligible sum of $0.00. So, we are forming our own superpac.
B&C hopes to raise just as many millions as our main competitors, Mr. Romney and President Obama. As one of our brilliant cabinet members said, “Why not ask the pork producers?” Indeed, it is in their best interest to get us elected. Same goes for the chocolate makers.
I can hear you saying, “But won’t you beholden to the bacon & chocolate interests?”
We certainly will. But with cheap bacon & chocolate spreading o’er the land, who cares? With millions and millions behind us, Bacon & Chocolate cannot lose in November. Vote Bacon & Chocolate for a tasty tomorrow.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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