ON HOLD HAIKU #1
You put me on hold
What’d I ever do to you
To be put on hold.
ON HOLD HAIKU #1
I am still on hold
I feel my will to live leave.
I grow old waiting.
– Paul De Lancey, Bad Artist
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.


