Clarabelle of Twenty Pines Farm is quite the talented cow. She can enter her nostrils with her tongue. Can you do that? I thought not, but I bet you wish you could.
When asked to talk about her bovine talent, the laconic Clarabelle said, “Moo.”
Clarabelle
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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