I did not medal in the Olympics.
I forgot to write my trials on the calendar.
The officials there disqualified me for not showing.
One day I’ll be over 70
And be past my prime.
I am bereft of joy.
Paris is no longer the City of Lights for me.
Poetry is hard.
I need a taco.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.


