How many times has this happened to you?
You’re late to:
1) Meet the love of your life at a super fancy restaurant. You’re going to propose to her.
2) An interview for your dream job.
3) A meeting with a hostile foreign ambassador. You’re hoping to avoid global armageddon.
But none of these things happen. You spent an hour looking for your care keys.
1) You love leaves the restaurant before you arrive, vowing to hate you forever.
2) Your would be boss gives the position to a lutefisk vendor because no other applicants showed up.
3) You thought that the stand up ambassador would relay the unforgivable insult to his country. The almost certain missiles never get launched against you beloved country, only because the foreign ambassador couldn’t find his car keys either. But it was a near run thing.
Face it, you’re disorganized. The keys you placed on the hook devoted to them fall to the floor. Or you put the keys down, well you can’t remember where. Then use put some papers on top of them. Now you have no chance to find them.
What to do? Simply buy Bushell’s Model 303 Household Balloon. Simply attach your keys to the little hook beneath the ballon. When you want to find your car keys, simply look up. It’s that easy. You’ll say, “Thank you, Bushnell.”
Or splurge for the enhanced model, the Bushnell Model 303E Household Balloon. The battery powered 303E will follow you as you move from room to room. Your keys will always be right above your head.
So get yourself a 303. You’ll never have to worry starting World War III ever again. Heck, you might even get married.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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