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Another Depressing Health Day

Well, Covid is gone, but all the coughing up and stuff has seriously degraded my hearing. My right is so congested that it’s right up against my right eardrun. I was given three options

1) They poke a hole in my eardrum. Some of it drains out then. The rest drains out over some weeks through a little tube that gets left in my eardrum.

2) Surgery on my nose to correct a deviated septum. The deviated septum makes it difficult for junk in my ear canal to drain out through my nose or mouth.

3) Hope that two new medicines help drain my ear.

If not, back to options 1) and 2) which terrifies the hell out of me.

I’ve had something fairly wrong with me since late April and I don’t see when it’s going to end.

Sorry this is not a funny post

–  Paul De Lancey

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word – Frimp

How many times has this happened to you? Either your GPS has broken down or you just didn’t bother with directions. The Sun went down two hours ago. You don’t know which way to go?  You get out of the care to answer the call of nature, when suddenly you see an imp not five feet away. How the heck did it get so close? You notice that is imp is carrying an axe. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, you are going to die! You’re gonna die. Then the most amazing thing occurs. The imp carefully lays down its axe. He smiles at you. His name is Ian, Ian the Imp. He asks you to play charades. Ian does not get many opportunities to play charades. You play the game with him. Until dawn. You become friends.

If only there were a word to describe this new friend. And now we have.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

FRIMP

Awesome entry #40

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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Covid Officially Gone

Today’s Covid test at an urgent care was negative! This confirms yesterday’s home test. Whew. I have to say Covid was by fast the most intense, round the clock, long lasting illness of my life. Thank goodness, it’s over.

Now I can get on the my almost completely blocked up ears. My hearing is much diminished. I’ll also make an appointment for the tremors in my left hand and overall neurological issues.

One thing at a time, though.

– Paul De Lancey

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Maybe All Better

I took another Covid home test.

It was negative!

I’m going to verify that tomorrow with a Covid test at an urgent care center.

Please send kind thoughts and prayers.

–  Paul R. De Lancey

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word – Biobe

There are so many tiny things in the world! How are we expected to know what they’re called? And single-cell organisms, why they’re are billion types of them. We can’t possible know and remember their names. And why should we care? Because biology professors test our knowledge of them. Because the CDC puts out bulletins about how to avoid some deadly virus, bacteria, whatever, but we can’t remember what the CDC called what. Then newscasters terrify us with the latest terrifying microscopic thing. The newscasters won’t remember the name either, but they will have scared the bejeebus out of us, just the same.

We need a name to describe little thingamabobs. And now we have.

TODAY’S AWESOME WORD

BIOBE

Awesome entry #38 

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

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I Go Outside

For the first time in eleven days and that was to urgent care. I went to another urgent care a week before that. And a third urgent care a week before that. So you can see I’ve been living la dolce vita. According to the doctors I seen and talked to, it’s okay for me to go out. I still wore a mask the whole time.

I kicked up my heels and went to my discount supermarket. It did not go well. After having my items rung up, I discovered for the first time ever, I had not brought my wallet. So, I went home, got it, and paid for my groceries. I managed to put away the perishables. I then collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.

I have hardly any hearing in my right ear. From Covid, perhaps? I foresee more doctor visits.

I miss you all to bits.

– Paul De Lancey

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I Need to See These Flowers As Well

I ventured outside for the first time in days. I celebrated by taking a picture of these beautiful, uplifting flowers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

– Paul De Lancey

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Going to Seed – Illness Day Eleventy Seven

There are signs of me getting better. However, I have been exhausted nearly the whole time. Appearance, in particular, has suffered. I have gone from looking like a Greek god who has let himself go to a Greek god who has gone completely gone to seed. And here I am:

 

– Paul De Lancey

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Sleeping a Lot

I am doing a tremendous amount of fitful sleeping. I waft effortlessly in and out of consciousness. Sometimes the only way is to notice the choherence is my thinking; believing I can cure my illness by deleting corrupted spreadsheets is but one salient example of sleep thinking.

My ears are so stuffed up. My hearing is so bad.

I’m so tired of all of this. I started getting sick from something else 27-to-34 days ago. It sure looks like I caught Covid by May 3. Covid was finally diagnosed on May 11.

Thanks to everyone for all your kind wishes and thoughts. They help my morale ever so much.

– Paul De Lancey.

 

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So Slowly Getting Better

I am getting better, but I still have headaches all day long, some coughing, my eyes are sometimes scratchy. I’m always tired and a drift in and out of sleep all day. I now have a tiny appetite. I miss communicating more

– Paul De Lancey

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