Borsch
I drove my Porsche
full of borsch
to the forest.
Now I can’t see
the trees
for the borsch.
It sorta rhymes.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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It has enough poetic devices. It doesn’t have to rhyme.
Why, thank you.
Thank you! You are a good friend.
Aw shucks, ‘t’ain’t nothin’.