Sue Viva, grew up in the little town of Albondigas, Baja Sur. Her father was a door-to-door salesman of books on toilet paper. Life was hard, except for that month when the fish rendering plant flushed its waste into the town’s water supply. Business boomed then.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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Running out of chapters would definitely be the worst of times.
In bathroom readings, as in all things, proper planning is a must. 🙂
lol one person’s misery is another one’s luck! 😀