See the ducks wait for Paul to feed them.
See the ravenous ducks charge Paul.
See the rabid ducks chase Paul out of the park.
– Paul De Lancey, Friend of the Animals
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Paul is a big chicken for letting ducks talk turkey to him and get his goose like that.
Discretion is the better part of valor and that’s no baloney. 🙂