SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1
Please sir, will you move?
Stop reading those cans and move.
I need to buy soup.
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2
Don’t care if it has
Monosodium glutamate
Buy the frickin’ can.
– Paul De Lancey, Bad Artist
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