I recently took the clothes out of the dryer and found $1.36. I didn’t put that financial windfall in there. My wife says she didn’t. The two boys don’t go near clothes dryers.
It must be magic or perhaps I went into the future and put the money in there. But I’m entertaining doubt about this theory. You see, I have no time machine. It must be magic. I’ll be doing a lot more laundry from now on. And I’ll find more and more money, enough to build a financial empire. You’ll be invited to visit me at my corporate offices in Paris and Tahiti. Ho, ho, mais oui.
Now if you’ll excuse I need to make more money.
Heads to the clothes dryer.
“Abra cadabra
Iggy piggy poo,
“Give me money
“A hundred thousand dollars will do.”
– Paul R. De Lancey, Master Magician
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Wow – magic does exist and you have completely re-defined the economics term “getting taken to the cleaners” as in “He defaulted on his loan so we took his company to the cleaners”. I am impressed. Now, do you think if we all did our own washing we could fix the economy?
Barry
We can try. 🙂