People committing felonies will not be allowed to have any bacon or chocolate while serving hard time.
I know this is severe, but what person would EVER commit a serious crime knowing the consequence of being without these two delicacies year after year? No one.
I rest my case. What this country needs is tough love.
Vote Bacon & Chocolate in November for a Safe and Tasty Tomorrow.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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