Official Dinner Invitation For President Obama

Dear Mr. President,

I am officially inviting you and whomever you wish to come with you to have a gourmet five-course meal at my humble abode in Poway, California. My wonderful wife, kids, and many friends eagerly await your appearance. As you know, Mr. President, Poway is the hot point of all political campaigns. The saying runs, “As goes Poway, so does the Presidency. ”

You will have have a great time in Poway with its many streets, walking trails, two live theaters, the proposed Candyland Museum, ┬ácinemaplex, a library. So, please come. It will help your chances of winning the election. Lord knows you need help with that. And heck you’ll have fun chowing down on home-style gourmet cooking.

Sincerely,

Paul De Lancey

P.S. May I suggest you invite your wife to come along with you. You don’t want to get in trouble.

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