SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1
Blocking the aisle.
Have you taken up residence?
Please make up your mind.
SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2
Blocking the aisle.
Hey, are you memorizing
The ingredients?
– Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist
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