Many people thought a line in the Christmas hymn “Away in a Manger” had a startingly vivid depiction of bovine violence toward the Christ child. Instead of hearing, “The cattle are lowing, the poor baby wakes,” they thought the lyrics went,
Misheard Hymn #3
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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