1) Woke up. Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head.2) Showered, because cleanliness is a virture.
3) Dressed casual. I was fit for society.
4) But didn’t go out. It’s too peoply out there.
5) Went over finances.
6) Spent hours failing to deal with an email issue arising from a misbegotten union between Verizon(tm) and Yahoo(tm).
7) Cussed a lot. Verizon, can you hear me know.
8) Worked on a family Christmas picture.
9) Wrote letters to our six sponsored children abroad. Sent them Christmas gifts.
10) Took a long relaxing fizzy bath. I’m really clean.
11) Read from the highly enjoyable bath book, Mary’s Land.
12) Watched an episode in the lecture series, “Foundations of Western Civilization.”
13) Noticed that the Earth was upside down.
14) Turn it rightside up again.
15) Reasoned that my hypothesis in 14) was faulty. It was only perceived to be upside down. Many would have thought it was rightside up in the first place.
16) Thought it best to return things to their original state, by turning it downside up. Sorry, if I made you dizzy. Let this be a lesson in humility for me. On the plus side, people in both hemispheres got to see constellations they never would have otherwise.
17) Made sausages and beans for dinner.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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