Disreputable sources close to me assert, “Shoestring Publications is about to set the book market on its ear.” You betcha. While most books can only be read or be used to prop open windows, Shoestring’s cookbook is a wonder.
The visionary publisher says its cookbook, Edible Me by Chef Hoaks, is destined to hit the mass market before the close of this millennium. The revolutionary book will surely be a best seller with edible pages scientifically dehydrated from actual dish created by the great chef himself. Yes, no need to wonder how your hours of cooking will turn out, simply taste the sample page to the right of the recipe.
“Ha,” says CEO Juana Dine of Mortar Bookstores, “I’d like to see e-books top that.”
“Eat my words” – Chef Hoaks
“Now I don’t have to put down my book to eat.” – Anne Thoreau Pology
“This book is meant to be devoured.” – Colonel Mustard
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.
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