Concession Speech From The Bacon & Party

So, the Bacon and Chocolate party has been largely unsuccessful at winning votes or raising money. I feel we have at least raised awareness. Not terribly certain of what, but I am sure we have done such. So in the interest of the better good for the nation at large, we should all try to cooperate and still eat both bacon and chocolate and just get along. I congratulate my fellow potential presidential nominees, and hope we can all work to achieve our shared goals. Whatever they are.

Written by Jonna Pattillo, Bacon & Chocolate’s brilliant campaign director who worked miracles despite literally having no funds at her disposal.

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