Millions of registered voters will not vote tomorrow; enough to put someone into the presidency. So,
I’m asking all those people who will not vote tomorrow to vote for me, Paul De Lancey, Bacon & Chocolate Party.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.