The Bacon & Chocolate party tries quite hard to minimize its impact on the American public, believing as long as we ensure easy access to plentiful supplies of bacon and chocolate all will be right with this great nation.
However, Bacon & Chocolate has the sad duty to report something horrible, something that cries out for swift and decisive federal action:
People taking root on one side of a supermarket aisle while their cart is on the other side.
This inconsiderate act blocks the aisle forcing shoppers to turn around and retrace their steps and add precious seconds before they can get to the bacon and chocolate aisles.
This is a great country. We cannot allow this to continue.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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