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this blog, or commenting in Facebook on the event
“Nobody Attends.” We are pleased to announce the
musical legend Paul McCartney is highly likely to not
attend and may be persuaded to not sing for us.
Remember the event’s slogan:
“We’re all here because we’re not all there.”
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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