Peas porridge hot.
Peas porridge hot.
Aw, to heck with it.
There’s no plot.
No character development.
I’m taking my poem
And going home.
Romance
My alter ego loves your alter ego
And I love you.
Shall we double date?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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