STRAWBERRY SHAMPOO
INGREDIENTS
½ cup Castile Soap
2 teaspoons coconut oil
½ cup distilled water
15 drops strawberry fragrance oil
SPECIAL UTENSIL
1 cup bottle
PREPARATION
Add all ingredients to bottle. Stir with fork, or shake, until well blended.
TIDBITS
1) This shampoo uses strawberry fragrance oil.
2) The medium-sized cargo box for Ford’s F150 can haul 59,653 medium sized strawberries.
3) However Uranus, which is much larger than the F150’s cargo box or even this entire truck, occupies the same space as 2.31 * 1027 strawberries.
4) From this we can deduce that 3.87 * 1022 F150 medium sized cargo beds can fit in Uranus.
5) You didn’t think Uranus was that big, did you?
6) NASA never divulges this information.
7) Our space agency doesn’t even show us Santa Claus’ path on Christmas Eve. Just another thing they keep to themselves..
8) However NORAD, North American Aerospace Defense Command, does on noradsanta.org.
9) Well! I know which agency is getting chocolate chip cookies for Christmas and which isn’t.
10) In flagrantre dilecto is Latin for “Getting caught in the act of committing a crime.” However, In flagrantre oderem means getting caught in the act of adding a fragrance to something.
11) Knowing all these awesome tidbits will give you a leg up, should you ever compete on Jeopardy!
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