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INGREDIENTS

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½ cup Castile Soap

2 teaspoons coconut oil

½ cup distilled water

12 drops vanilla essential oil

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SPECIAL UTENSIL

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1 cup, or larger, bottle

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PREPARATION

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Add all ingredients to bottle. Stir with fork, or shake, until well blended.

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TIDBITS

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1) “Vanilla Shampoo” is an anagram for “vanilla shampoo.”

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2) Fun fact: All words, or phrases, are anagrams of themselves. Culinary beauticians call these “first-order anagrams.”

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3) Second-order anagrams actually rearrange the letters. As an example, the second-order anagram for “twelve plus one” is “eleven plus two.”

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4) Don’t forget, an anagram for “Aloha salmon VIP” is “Vanilla Shampoo.”

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5) Try these anagrams at parties. Nothing but good can come from liberally sprinkling you conversations with these witticisms. People will admire your intellect and you become the life of the party. Vivacious, beautiful people will want to date you. Corporate executives will fall over themselves trying to hire you. Or . . .

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6) Partygoers will have heard these anagrams before. (I mean, what are the odd? Right?) In this case, the revelers will leave you alone. Take this reaction to grab some tasty hors d’oeuvres as you make your unnoticed exit.

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7) Dart back inside. Fit as many shrimps as you can into your Tupperware(tm) container. (You should always carry one.) As you zip out again, defiantly yell, “Hors d’oeuvre doesn’t need to be italicized as it has become an accepted part of our language.” That’ll teach them for shunning you.

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– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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