Everybody who uses computers is cloud-and- USB old, but some of us are older than that.
Some people are 3½” hard diskette old, but some of us older than that.
Some folks are 5½” floppy disk old, but some of us are older than that.
Some men and women are punch-card old, but I am older that!
I am punch-tape old.
“Look upon input sources, ye mighty, and despair.”*
* = If Ozymandias had been a computer geek.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.


