American Appetizer
BUDDHA’S HAND VINAIGRETTE
½ cup olive oil or grapeseed oil
½ tablespoon salt
¼ cup lemon juice
5 tablespoons Buddha’s hand zest *
2 garlic clove
2 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
½ teaspoon thyme
* = It is quite possible that you’ll need to make your own zest from a Buddha’s hand citron. Buddha’s hand citron in organic or specialty supermarkets such as SproutsTM.
SPECIAL UTENSILS
zester, if as likely, you bought Buddha’s hand citron
Mason jar
Makes 1 cup. Takes 10 minutes or 25 minutes if you need to make your own zest.
PREPARATION
Add all ingredients to Mason jar. Shake until well blended.
1) Buddha’s Hand is supposed look like the hand of Buddha. Apparently, Buddha had about 16 fingers on a hand. Who knew?
2) Baseball at one time, also had strange nicknames that referred to parts of the body. The best ones are:
Bris “The Human Eyeball” Lord. His middle name is Robotham. Really.
Nick “Tomato Face” Cullup
Walt “No Neck” Williams
Wilbur “Raw Meat” Rodgers
Football had Lou “The Toe” Groza
The best non-body nickname is “Death to Flying Things” and was applied to Jack Chapman, Bob Ferguson, and Franklin Gutiérrez.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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