You gave it your best, but your best wasn’t quite good enough to back the forces of evil that beset your person. Sure, you almost won out, but that wasn’t quite good enough. You lost out to the universe’s forces by just an itty, bitty, teeny, weeny bit.
Where can you get an itty, bitty, teeny, weeny equalizer?
Look below at Bettie the Baby Chick. She’s badbass and will relentlessy peck your enemies’s ankles.
You say that Bettie can’t do much. But you need only an itty, bitty, teeny, weeny bit of help and Badass Bettie can certainly do that.
Hire Bettie, she’s your equalizer.
Have Beak, Will Travel
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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