CARBON HAIKU #1
Carbon, oh carbon!
Though you’re the eight element
I like you the best.
CARBON HAIKU #2
Carbon, oh carbon!
You’re in every pencil,
and all grammar schools.
– Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist
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