And pity that poor zombie. Not only has he encountered nearly universal prejudice from the living, but he now must face the same from weary travelers at airports. So if you see a zombie fumbling with his laces, give him a flip flop or Croc. You’ll have made a friend for undeadness.
And you’ll make your flight, too.
– Paul R. De Lancey, ace reporter.
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