Why did the chicken
Cross the road? To get all the
way to other side
I’ve stood on shoulders
Of giant poets to write
My better haikus : ) (Emoticons don’t count as syllables, neither does an aside. So there.)
The sky is falling!
The sky is falling! Said cute
Miss Chicken Little
Excuse me, officer
Don’t write that nasty ticket
Sun was in my eyes.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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