My Vice Presidential Candidate

I am proud to announce Ms. Daphne Anne Humphrey has just become my Vice-Presidential candidate. See how deftly she expands and improves my political platform.

“I think you need to include bacon. That and World Peace. That should cover it. I’ll be your VP nominee. I can take on illiteracy, medical insurance for all, foreign policy in regards to the Middle East and perhaps the transportation system in the U.S.”

“The future is ours. We can only fail if we are outvoted.” – me

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  1. Daphne Humphrey-Abramson

    As a VP nominee I promise that I will never spend obscene amounts of money on clothing, hair and make-up.

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