1) take it to the prom?
2) marry it? And what the heck sex is it? Do we have to worry about same-sex marriage laws?
3) tax it at 28% percent?
4) execute it when it kills its offspring, spun-off divisions?
5) walk its dog when it goes on vacation?
6) stand our ground with it?
7) burp its children?
8) go camping with it?
9) share a good laugh?
10) get good and drunk with it?
11) expect it to pick up the check when we go out to dinner?
12) expect it to lobby Congress just as much as we do?
13) ask it to please pass the ketchup?