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What I Did Today

I woke up feeling extremely fatigued. This has been the rule for years. I wake up wanting to go to sleep again.

Perhaps I was boxing the Klingon heavyweight champion. If so, I think I triumphed as there’s no bruises on me. Perhaps I leading a years-long march on Mars to resupply the mother base with food and water. I do hope I get there soon. I imagine they’re eagerly awaiting my arrival.

I’ve so exhausted from the word go, that I’ve let go today’s patrol at the edge of the Solar System. If our galactic enemies notice my absence; I do apologize.

I do so crave solid sleep.

 

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.

 

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