I want straight from sleeping in bed to fighting a website in order to schedule an MRI. It was much harder than it should have been.
Watched a squirrel run around outside my outside door. The therapeutic value of squirrels is immense. Also, it just so happens that the squirrels who hide in the hedges are veterans from Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron. They worked alongside our regular armed forces and did the jobs that are literally too small for our human service people to do. They have seen things no squirrel should have to see and performed mighty deeds for our country. I salute you, my furry warriors.
Four 8-cup Mason jars were delivered last night. So with a lilt in my heart, I further reorganized my shelves of flours, sugars, etc.
A well-earned bowl of strawberry Cheerios provided the sustenance I needed for my next project.
I completely reorganized the pantry. I know, such fun!
Now, I’m writing up my activities in the hopes that they’ll inspire you to peform your own deed of greatness. And dare I say it, impel you to meet up with me where we will knock back great steins of cranberry grape juice and sing the songs of our people until the police shoo us outside for causing a ruckus.
I will now take a bath–with bath bombs of course–and read a book about the worst modern teams in baseball.
And then at night, I’ll view the detective series Vera and Death Valley Days hosted by the Old Ranger.
You know you want to party with me.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on amazon.com.


