Haikus About Chocolate

I want chocolate.
Give me all the chocolate
And no one gets hurt.

My sweetheart left me.
But he left the chocolate.
So, it’s all okay.

Oh my chocolate,
Wonderful gift of the gods,
You make the sun rise.

Milk chocolate and
Dark chocolate, yum, yum, yum
You’re the basic food groups.

Oh my chocolate,
You are delicious as well
as ornamental.

If your sweetheart cares,
He’ll give you dark chocolate
And some roses too.

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

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