Teacher, I wrote my homework on paper made of matter. While I was walking to school, my homework paper collided with homework paper made of anti-matter. Woowee! It was almost the end of the universe. Thank goodness, it wasn’t, huh? Anyway, my homework and that anti-homework obliterated each other.
– (your name here)
Teacher, my homework got sucked into a black hole. It is gone forever. It’s a tough neighborhood.
– (your name here)
Teacher, the National Security Agency confiscated my homework in an application of the Patriot Act. You are a patriot, aren’t you?
– (your name here)
Teacher, I was climbing Cadillac Mountain. I am enclosing a sticker from there as proof.
– (your name here)
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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