Bacon & Chocolate Party Offers FCC Post To Big Bird

Years of gainful employment may be no more for America’s big bird if Romney wins the election in November. We must not let this happen.  How you ask?

By voting Bacon & Chocolate Party in November. When B&C wins and I become the president, I shall appoint Big Bird to head the Federal Communications Commission. With Big Bird heading that department, no action against any Sesame Street character will be possible.

Vote Bacon & Chocolate for Big Bird and a Tasty Tomorrow.
(Note: tomorrow will not be tasty because we will be roasting and eating Big Bird. That is a misread of the above slogan. Tomorrow will be tasty because of our pro bacon-and-chocolate policies. Geez!)

– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef

My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with its 180 wonderful recipes, my newest novel, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms, a hilarious apocalyptic thriller, and all my other books, are available on


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