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New and Improved Way to Measure Time

Invented .0001000634 MYA

It is high time to resolve the swirling, seething controversy over what to call our years, AD or CE. The two camps remain armed to the teeth or seem to be in no mood for compromise.

For longest time the year 1963 was simply 1963. If we felt the need to tart it up a bit,  we called it year 1963 AD. Here, AD is an abbreviation for the Latin words, Anno Domini, or the Year of our Lord. 44 years before year 1 was 44 BC. Here BC is an abbreviation for Before Christ.

But not everyone is a Christian or even okay with dating our times with BC and AD. So many people starting referring to BC as BCE and AD and CE, where BCE means Before Common Era and CE represents Common Era

But these appendages to the years can offend Christians or old-school historians. And this nomenclature doesn’t even change the numbers.

Bah! I will solve everything. We can all agree that if the time is now 4:15pm, then 12 noon is 14,400 SA (seconds ago) and that it is also .0000000005 MYA (million years ago.)
MYA is a time scheme used by archeologists, so it is a system we are all familiar with.

And here it is

MYA (Millions of Years Ago)

*This whole time scheme and table is based on July 8, 2024, 4:15pm being time zero. Please note; all numbers goe up by one second every second, and the MYAs** increase by a corresponding amount.

Years Called     

Year         SA or Seconds Ago*                 MYA**                  Important Event

AD or CE

2024                                         0                  0.0000000000         Now – 4:15p
2024                               14,400                 0.0000000005          Today, High noon
2024                             619,200                0.0000000196            Last Taco Tuesday

2024                          5,551,200                0.0000001759             Cinco de Mayo
2024                        12,463,200               0.0000003949            Valentine’s Day

2023                        21,603,600               0.0000006846            Halloween
1945                   2,498,335,200               0.0000791675             VE Day
1924                   3,157,761,600                0.0001000634             First cheeseburger made

1918                    3,334,237,200              0.0001056556             Armistice Day
1865                   5,019,314,400               0.0001590525             Juneteenth
1648                 11,856,340,800              0.0003757048             Treaty of Westphalia

 1492                 16,780,363,200              0.0005317376              Columbus Lands in New World
1066                  30,223,706,400             0.0009577315             Battle of Hastings
476                  48,856,708,800             0.0015481757              Rome falls to Goths

      1                   63,844,236,000             0.0020231018             Baby Jesus
BC or BCE
        44                    65,260,526,400             0.0020679813             Beware the Ides of March
       753                    87,640,999,200            0.0027771757               Founding of Rome
2,600                 145,927,886,400            0.0046241757              First 4-sided Pyramid Built
176,000            5,618,015,726,400             0.1780241757               Ogg the Neanderthal
 3,200,000        101,048,195,448,000            3.2020240908              Lucy of Olduvai Gorge
 63,000,000    1,988,192,672,856,000           63.0020240087              End of the Dinosaurs
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