CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1
I fly through the air
With such magnificent ease
Because you will not move.
CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2
You are quite unable
To move toward the middle.
So I must pole vault.
– Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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