Time Machine
Oh time machine!
Oh time machine!
When did you go?
I need you so.
I washed my clothes three days ago.
Then I forgot them so.
Now I must rewash them-o.
What a pain. Oh no!.
But with my time machine
I could go back two days
And put them in the dryer, eh?
And save the extra washing.
Bad time-machine use? Not at all.
Washing uses up all my Tide.
To get more detergent I shall
Find your house and break inside..
Sorry.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef
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